This is one of those “author unknown” things I get from Charlotte from time to time. Since I have some other work that needs done down at the building anyway, I'm going to "cheat" today and use this instead of writing a normal strange-thoughts-of-randy bulletin.

One disclaimer, however. I didn't write the list so if you don't agree with the statements feel free to drop Charlotte a line for sending it on to me. And I did add a couple to the list, I think it's pretty obvious which...

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The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember...

Noah was a drunk

Abraham was too old

Isaac was a daydreamer

Jacob was a liar

Leah was ugly

Joseph was abused

Moses had a stuttering problem

Gideon was afraid

Samson had long hair and was a womanizer

Rahab was a prostitute

Jeremiah and Timothy were too young

David had an affair and was a murderer

Elijah was suicidal

Isaiah preached naked

Jonah ran from God

Naomi was a widow

Esther was "just a girl" Job went bankrupt

Peter denied Christ

The apostles fell asleep while praying

Martha worried about everything

Kieran was a Texan

Deniese was stuck with Randy

The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once

Zaccheus was too small

Paul was too religious (and a riot starter - RC)

Timothy had an ulcer

Lazarus was dead!

Now! No more excuses!

God can use you to your full potential.

Besides you aren't the message, you are just the messenger.